MINECRAFT MATTERS
Join King Gnarles in Dominion Mannor if you love farming, building, exploring caves and biomes, and battling meanies! I am interested in PVP, speedruns, and redstone contraptions, but mostly I just love trading and conquering territory! PC MASTER RACE FTW!
Come hang out with me while I click the blocks...

TEAM FORTRESS 2
Defend the flag, push the kart, PUT DISPENSER HERE! Gnarles is a casual mutli-main tryhard who enjoys smashing bots to bits and banning bums! I was once a professional ragdoll, putting about Twelve Million damage on the board. Now I am rediscovering an old favorite, all over again...
SCREAM FORTRESS is right around the corner!!!

MAGIC THE GATHERING
Roll the spindown, draw seven, play a land, bolt the face, pass the turn! I've been playing magic since 1995, and every now and then I win one! Rogue Johnny control freak with masochistic tendencies. I will make you scoop, son!
I play Standard on Arena and occasionally draft at the local cardshop, and sometimes I win!

RETRO CONSOLE TITLES
Legend of Zelda, Super Metroid, Sonic the Hedgehog, James Pond, Tetris, Castlevania, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Aero the Acrobat, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior, Earthworm Jim, Smash Brothers, Double Dragon, Dragon Warrior, Star Fox, F-Zero, Crazy Taxi, and the list goes on!!!
Nothing beats NOSTALGIA you young punks!

Who is this Gnarles person, anyway?
I'm a card carrying Gen-Xer who enjoys skating, reading history and fantasy, playing the bass, writing stories and songs, partying, and sleep. I was in Shock and Awe once. I own my own business. I have one point eight (1.8) college degrees and hope to teach someday. I love tits and Motley Crue. I've been around the world and crossed the equator, where I blew green water out of a padeye in the hangar of an aircraft carrier and became a shellback...
I am a father to my own personal superhero because I'm the luckiest guy alive.
I'm presently working on my first novel, which is a story about a messanic devil trying to stay in business by staving off extinction and judgement.
Everyone is going to hate it and I'm gonna die poor and anonymous...